|First appearance||17th November 1976|
|Number of appearances||1|
|Played by||Joan Peters|
The 1st Woman was at the head of a line of customers at Norman Crabtree's Supper Bar when Hilda Ogden called in, ready for a row with Norman's assistant Edie Blundell who she had incorrectly heard had been ministering to Stan's needs since he had left her several weeks before, tired of her nagging. The woman wanted fish and chip with a splash of curry and had to wait as Hilda verbally laid into Edie. She protested that her husband was waiting at home for his meal before he had to go back to work and when she was eventually served complained that the chips were stone cold.