|First appearance||13th June 1988|
|Number of appearances||1|
|Played by||John Laing|
The Photographer at Don and Ivy Brennan's wedding in June 1988. After the ceremony, he expressed surprise that Jack Duckworth was the best man. Jack took this as a dig at his hideous "Vince St. Clair" outfit he'd been forced to wear after losing his new suit on Don's Stag night, and offered to give the photographer a fat lip, but the nervous man replied that he had approached him for help organising the groups for the photos.