|First appearance||14th June 1982|
|Number of appearances||1|
|Played by||Joel David|
The unnamed Taxi Driver took Vera Duckworth to and from an RSPCA shelter when she went to recover the Baldwin's Casuals factory cat Cleopatra after Mike Baldwin had got rid of it, claiming it was useless and lazy.
The driver told Vera that he charged double for carrying lions to which she retorted that she was fine with that as long as he didn't charge for his (poor) jokes.