|First appearance||24th March 1980|
|Number of appearances||1|
|Played by||Mark Hudson|
The Teenage Lad was a customer in The Kabin who took advantage of Louise Clayton’s idea to install a record player in order that they could listen to the stock before purchasing. He listened through a track on The Police’s Outlandos d'Amour and then bought it for the princely sum of £4.