|The Brothers McGregor|
|Episode||The Traffic Warden (aka "Return of the Scouse Duo")|
|ITV broadcast date||3rd April 1986|
|Previous episode||Nye Jenkins|
|Next episode||Fitness Freaks|
Wesley has fallen for a traffic warden, Beverley Webb, and she has converted him away from the likes of Dodgy Dennis who tries to sell them various dodgy items, frozen turkeys, crackers etc. A Police Sergeant visits Cyril and warns him off any of Dodgy Dennis's things and says jewellers has been robbed. Beverley changes her profession and joins the police force. Wesley decides to ask Beverley to get engaged and Cyril very kindly provides the ring.
- Cyril McGregor - Philip Whitchurch
- Wesley McGregor - Paul Barber
- Dolly McGregor - Jean Heywood
- Glenys Pike - Jackie Downey
- Colwyn Stanley - Allan Surtees
- Nigel - Terry Cundall
- Beverley Webb - Eunice Roberts
- Police Sergeant - Tom Mennard
- Dodgy Dennis - Robert Booth
- Punter - Bill Croasdale
- This episode opened the programme's second season and was made third in the running order but transmitted first.
- Viewing Figures: First UK broadcast - 7,656,000 viewers (chart placing unknown).
- This episode was repeated on the satellite channel Granada Plus on Wednesday 20th November 1996 at 10.30am and 3.00pm.